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? There's 104 days
of summer vacation ?

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? And school comes along just to end it ?

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? So the annual problem
for our generation ?

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? Is finding a good way to spend it ?

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? Like maybe ?

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? Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy ?

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? Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ?

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? Discovering something
that doesn't exist ?

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Hey!

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? Or giving a monkey a shower ?

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? Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots ?

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? Or locating Frankenstein's brain ?

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It's over here!

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? Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ?

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? Or driving our sister insane ?

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Phineas!

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? As you can see,
there's a whole lot of stuff to do ?

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? Before school starts this fall ?

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Come on, Perry!

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? So stick with us,
'cause Phineas and Ferb ?

21
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? Are gonna do it all ?

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? So stick with us,
'cause Phineas and Ferb ?

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? Are gonna do it all! ?

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Mom!

25
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Phineas and Ferb are making
a title sequence!

26
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9.37 a.m., metal beams, load bearing.

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-[cell phone ringing]
-Yeah.

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-Hey, just calling to gab.
-Can't gab, Stace.

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I'm in the middle of taking
the minutes of everything

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my brothers do to give
itemized documentation

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to Mom proving that the boys
were building today.

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And how is just writing this down going

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to prove anything, Candace?

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Well, I'm gonna get it notarized.

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-I'm not crazy.
-What you doing?

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9:40, catchphrase said.

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Hey, Isabella,
we're keeping it simple today.

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-Just a pogo stick.
-Just a pogo stick?

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Yeah, but, you know, big.

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Bye, kids. I'm off to the store.

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Mom, look what the boys are building.

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Hello, Candace. You still there?

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I'm always here.

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It's Mom who's never here
to see the boys. Wait!

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Their stuff only disappears
when Mom comes out to see it.

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It's okay with me seeing it, right?

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Right?

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Well, if I get Mom to dress up as me,

49
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then the mysterious force
will be fooled into letting

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what the boys built stay!
[gasps] That's it!

51
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All I need is some kind of Candace suit!

52
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I'm gonna hate myself for suggesting this,

53
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but didn't Buford make
a full-size mold of you once?

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Yes! Meet me at Buford's!

55
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And I hate myself.

56
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Candace! 9:41! Platypus unaccounted for!

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[panting]

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Hello, Agent P.
Use the kitchen entrance again, I see.

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Why are there always leftover lids?

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Oh, speaking of leftovers, Carl, clean out

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the break room fridge, will you?

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Wait, we have breaks?

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Anyhoo, Doofenshmirtz
hasn't left his house

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in over 36 hours,
so maybe do a wellness check.

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Make sure he's hale and hearty.

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Carl, don't throw out my burrito ends.

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If I put them together,
I can make a whole new burrito.

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That's gross, sir.

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I called Buford, and he said to meet him
at his garage door.

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Well, that's not creepy at all.

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Ladies, to what do I owe this pleasure?

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Uh, by any chance, do you still have that

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weird life-size mold of me?

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You didn't think it was weird
when I used it to save you

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after you turned into a liquid.

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Oh, no, I thought it was weird,

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but not weirder than being a liquid.

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Good times. Yeah, I still have the mold.

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Entrez-vous.

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Baljeet?

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-He's got you involved in this?
-I know too much.

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The only way out is through...

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Uh, is that Mr. Jackson, my math teacher?

84
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I'm working my way through
everyone in Danville.

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It's a calling. Here you go.

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I got a bunch of Candaces right here.

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Okay, very disturbing.

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And why did you make multiples of me?

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Do not flatter yourself.

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You should see how many he has of me.

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It's like making pancakes.

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You gotta make more than one
to get some good ones.

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Duh. That one there?

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-That was the first pancake.
-Ew, gross.

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-Yikes.
-Hey, don't talk to Beatrice like that.

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-I'm sorry, Beatrice.
-Beatrice?

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Do not ask.

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Hmm.

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Yep, this could totally work
as a Candace suit for Mom.

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-If you can get her to wear it.
-I'll think of something.

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Your mom? I got one of her right here.

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Actually, I think I could use that.

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And I'm going to take all
of these as backups

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because you know something's
going to go wrong.

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Got any more in here?

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[lamp squeaking]

107
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Ooh. Okay, let's get out of here.

108
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You guys, too. I could use your help.

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I knew these would come in handy one day.

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So, Buford, you don't want
to know what all this is about?

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Ah... No.

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? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ?

113
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Perry the Platypus!

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I didn't want you to see me
like this either.

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Back, back. No biting. No biting.

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Down. All my leftovers were
wilted and soggy.

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Down. So I invented
the leftover revivenator.

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It's over there. See? Behold. Behold. Ow!

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But I think the setting was too high

120
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because my leftover potato salad
wasn't just revived,

121
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it was literally alive and aggressive.

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Perry the Platypus. You can help.

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Keep this thing busy while
I install a reverse switch.

124
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Ow! The silly chunks hurt.

125
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-Perry the Platypus.
-[slapping continues]

126
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Let's launch this puppy, Ferb.

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Okay.

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Isn't this great? What do you think?

129
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It's like a normal pogo stick.

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Yeah, but bigger.

131
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Okay, test run.

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Buford, you put on the Mom suit.

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Stacy, see if the boys have
the contraption out there.

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Looks like...

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Oh, a basic pogo stick. At least it's big.

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You'll see.

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Okay, I can't watch
because it'll compromise the experiment.

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But if you go out there
and the mysterious force

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thinks you're Mom,
the pogo stick shouldn't be there.

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Full disclosure, this isn't the first time
I've tried this on.

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Release the tassels!

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[powering up]

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Oh, you might want to wear this.

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Oh, yeah!

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[screams]

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Three, two, one.

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This is awesome!

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Told ya! It's nice to be appreciated.

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Nothing is out there.

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-Yes! Ha-ha!
-This is awesome.

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I feel Mom power. Go to your room.

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Oh, what a rush.

153
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You're putting a Candace suit
over the mom suit.

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Yes. This will recreate how Mom
will be in a Candace suit.

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To fool the mysterious force.
Keep up, Stacy.

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I've always thought of myself as layered.

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Hmm. I never realized
how long my neck was.

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-Really?
-Really? Try this.

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-How do I look?
-Good enough.

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That was amazing.

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-Hi, Candace.
-It's here. It works.

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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

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Just connecting
the reverse switch and done.

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Thank you so much, Perry the Platypus.

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Step aside so I can zap it back to normal.

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Wait, where is it going?

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Okay, wait. I'm almost there.
Follow that side dish.

168
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I think there's some
leftover pie in the can.

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Ew!

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Are these Candace suits?

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Yes. Yes, they are.

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-We're putting them on, aren't we?
-[both] Duh.

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Oh, hi. I'm Candace,
and you guys are so busted.

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I'm obsessed with Ducky Momo,
and I'm 16 years old.

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I'm kind of loving being Candace.

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I'm going to take myself out for a stroll.

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-You do you, Candace.
-All right, Candace.

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? If you want to walk a mile
in someone's shoes ?

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? But you just can't get
ahold of them, don't you worry ?

180
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? Don't sing the blues ?

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? Get yourself a life-size mold of them ?

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? It's not creepy at all
to dress as your friend's sister ?

183
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? But then again, in retrospect,
you should adjust the feet ?

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? So you don't get a blister ?

185
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? Feel the wind blow through your neck ?

186
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? Today I get to be Candace ?

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? You wouldn't understand this ?

188
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? But this is the grandest ?

189
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? Feelin' that I ever had ?

190
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? Not to be a propagandist ?

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? For what?
I'm trying to be Candace ?

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? No I didn't plan this
But I gotta say it's not so bad ?

193
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? It ain't so bad ?

194
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? 'Cause I'm seeing the world
through a different lens ?

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? I hope that this day never ends ?

196
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? What to do with this power
It just depends ?

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? Got a strange desire
to bust my friends ?

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? That's what it's like to be Candace ?

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? No, you wouldn't understand this ?

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? But it's the grandest ?

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? Feelin' that I've ever had ?

202
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? Today I get to be Candace ?

203
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? I feel like calling Mom ?

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Oh, hey, Candace. Nice creepy smile.

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-Hey, Stacy.
-Hey, Mom.

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So, uh, oh, there's this
selfie with a selfie thing

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people are doing online.

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00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,296
You take a pic, dress the same
as someone else.

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00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,465
-I haven't heard about it.
-Oh, it's a whole thing.

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00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,342
Wouldn't it be fun to dress up
and take a selfie together?

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00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,386
-Oh, I don't know.
-Come on, twinsies.

212
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,597
I have this Candace suit I can put you in.

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00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,725
Uh, Candace, this raises
a fairly important question.

214
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Why can't Stacy do it with you?

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It's a... mother-daughter thing.

216
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-It's a whole mother-daughter thing.
-Yeah?

217
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,359
You do it with your mom, uh-huh.

218
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Well, okay, sweetie, if you want.

219
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-This is so weird.
-Okay, Mom, let's go outside.

220
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Better lighting for the picture.

221
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Okay, but let me go upstairs
first to see myself

222
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in the full-length mirror.

223
00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,081
This is just too funny.

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Hi, Candace. Hi, Candace. Oh, hi, Candace.

225
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Hi, Candace. Hi, Candace.

226
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,758
-'Sup, Chief?
-Hello, Candace.

227
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It's still there. It's still there.

228
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,680
[laughs] Okay, Mom, come on, let's go!

229
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,311
You're seeing this, right?

230
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,437
Yep, there it is.

231
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,607
-Mom?
-No, it's me.

232
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,733
And I'm so sweaty.

233
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,693
What? No! Ugh!

234
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,695
Mom, there you are.

235
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,780
Come on.

236
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,867
-You see this pogo stick, yeah?
-Yes, I am seeing it.

237
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,161
Hmm. You too?

238
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,287
Me too what?

239
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:24,958
Pogo stick?

240
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,877
I have doubts,
but it's pretty awesome, isn't it?

241
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,087
Ugh!

242
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,047
Here's a pogo stick, right?

243
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,924
Well, I saw it earlier with you.

244
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,968
Stacy, how did you get in one of these?

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00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,719
I have absolutely no idea.

246
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,890
-Bouncy thing?
-We just wanted to see this

247
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,392
from your perspective for once.

248
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,060
Ugh! Wait, full-length mirror.

249
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Mom's upstairs!

250
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,442
Hey, look at me. I'm a cowboy.

251
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,239
It wasn't even said in reverse.

252
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,575
I don't think it hit anything,
you know, disturbing.

253
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,659
Oh, look!

254
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,494
There it is, Perry the Platypus. Look!

255
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,540
So, Dad, like, don't forget
Mom's birthday is,

256
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,917
like, coming up and, like,
what she really wants...

257
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,002
Mom!

258
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,798
Okay, he's up at the top,
Perry the Platypus.

259
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,466
Hold still. Hold it.

260
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,011
Steady. Steady. I got you.

261
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,933
Oh. Well, our work here is done.

262
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,519
Now it's spaces' problem.

263
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,812
Look, look, look!

264
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,816
Okay, selfie time?

265
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,360
-But, but, but...
-Oh, hey, kids, you dressed up too?

266
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,445
Get in here.

267
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,493
[grunting]

268
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,165
[Agent T] Why is that ferret
wearing a fedora?

269
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,084
An OWCA guide for those in the know.

270
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:54,172
Billy the Beaver, you are a secret agent?

271
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:58,051
Alas, you know my mysterious secret.

272
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,135
Hello.

273
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,512
Now that you know about one of our agents,

274
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,723
please follow these OWCA guidelines.

275
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,061
Donnie Do-Good knows
it's his responsibility

276
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,314
to step in and use any skills
he has to help.

277
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,818
But Dougie Do-Nothing hesitates and...

278
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,321
Can you see what went wrong?

279
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:19,656
Thanks for sharing this, Perry.

280
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,658
To be honest, it's been
a little awkward since

281
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,493
I found out about your secret last summer.

282
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,995
But it is weird this specific thing
happens so often

283
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,789
there's a pre-made video to deal with it.

284
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,916
But even weirder
that they shot it on film.

285
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,960
I mean, how old is this video?

286
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,254
Anyway, rest assured,
I'll be a Donnie Do-Good.

287
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,925
? Agent T! ?

288
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:42,679
[coughs] You know we have a front door.

289
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,305
Thank you girls for helping out with

290
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,349
the Doctor and Scientist Symposium.

291
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,352
two of our servers got food poisoning
and had to drop out.

292
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,188
Oh, and hopefully this is not
the food that caused that.

293
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,439
Excuse me.

294
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,025
Yeah, thanks, Candace.
With both of us here, it should be fun.

295
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,110
No problem, Stacy.

296
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,945
I mean, I am a little disappointed that

297
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,530
I'll miss out on busting
my brothers today,

298
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,616
but at least I get to serve food to a room

299
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,618
-full of strangers.
-It'll be easy.

300
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,162
All we have to do is wrangle
a few doctors and scientists,

301
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,039
"This way to the dessert table."

302
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,916
It's like herding very smart cattle.

303
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,585
-[moos]
-[bell clangs]

304
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,506
Ha! I forgot how strangely
impressive you are

305
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,966
at very specific animal sounds.

306
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,428
Yes, I'm very good at a skill
I would never need to use in real life.

307
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,138
You should hear my hiccupping dolphin.

308
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,681
[imitates dolphin, hiccups]

309
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,559
Yeah, let's get back to it.

310
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,731
Hello, doctors and scientists of Danville.

311
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,234
-[indistinct chatter]
-[cutlery clattering]

312
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,778
You know, it's weird that
I was not invited to this.

313
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,865
I'm a doctor and a scientist.
An evil scientist.

314
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,284
Not an evil doctor. That would be weird.

315
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:50,455
And now, as they say in Uruguay,
point me to the buffet.

316
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,041
And who's kidding who?
The buffet's the only reason I came.

317
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,712
Free shrimp. It's a perk.

318
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:01,174
-[imitates dolphin]
-Yep, that is a useless skill.

319
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,427
Agent P, thanks for coming in
this evening.

320
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,430
Doofenshmirtz has been spotted
interacting with other doctors

321
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,891
and scientists and must be up
to something evil.

322
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,935
-What makes you say that, sir?
-Duh, it's his whole shtick.

323
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,395
It's on the side of his building.

324
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,190
Anyway, Agent P, go do what it is you do.

325
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,192
Why do I think he's evil?

326
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,194
Have you ever even watched this show?

327
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,364
Oh, yeah, this is where
all the years of studying

328
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,867
evil science finally pays off.

329
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,622
Ah, Dr. Diminutive,
I won't say it's good to see you.

330
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,708
But it is hard to see you
because you're so small. [laughs]

331
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,835
I'm easier to see than your ex-wife

332
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,462
'cause, you know, you're so divorced.

333
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,923
We wanted different things.

334
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,841
She wanted to not be married to me.

335
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,259
So what's new, short stuff?

336
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,470
Not that it's any of your business, Heinz.

337
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,515
But I've been trying to win
the Love Muffin tag and bag contest.

338
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,475
Just my luck that Agent Silent G

339
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,935
is out of town this week.

340
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,104
Wait, wait, what tag and bag contest?

341
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,108
"Bring your nemesis in
for bragging rights and a special prize."

342
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,400
That's easier said than done.

343
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,653
I catch Perry the Platypus every day,

344
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:07,073
but like suppressed flatulence,
he always manages to escape.

345
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,157
Charming.

346
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,909
I may have overshared there.

347
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,996
[gasps] Perry?

348
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,668
No, Candace can't see him in agent mode.

349
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,211
What else does it say in the video?

350
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,839
Remember the three Ds.

351
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,883
Distraction, discussion, or diversion.

352
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,845
Make a decision.
Nope, four. I guess there are four.

353
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,929
Distraction.

354
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,853
-[gasps]
-Ow!

355
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,772
Candace, did you know that
my boyfriend Coltrane

356
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,900
is secretly on
the Venezuelan Olympic luge team?

357
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,236
Well, he isn't. Hey, look over there.

358
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,905
I don't see anything over here
that wasn't over there.

359
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,366
Perry the Platypus? What's he doing here?

360
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,161
He's not a doctor.
I don't think he's a doctor.

361
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,621
I don't know for sure, I guess.

362
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,456
He is truly an enigma.

363
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:58,958
Wait, Diminutive.

364
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,336
Whenever I trap Perry the Platypus,
he escapes.

365
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,629
Yeah, you said that already.

366
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,923
But if you and I teamed up
and both trapped

367
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,050
Perry the Platypus,
he'd be twice as trapped

368
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,219
and we could split the tag and bag prize.

369
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,514
Heinz, as reluctant as I am
to agree with you,

370
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,932
that's actually a good idea.

371
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,685
Ooh, ooh! We can call
ourselves Double Doctor Squad.

372
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,896
Oh, no, that abbreviates to DDS,

373
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,939
and I don't want people
to think we're dentists.

374
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,525
Uh, ooh, how about
Doofen Diminutive Squad?

375
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,194
No, no, same thing. Name TBD.

376
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,361
Let's go.

377
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,323
And the award for most
ingenious use of nucleotides

378
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,074
in an amusement park ride goes to,

379
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,619
once again, it's Phineas and Ferb.

380
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,288
-Did I hear Phineas and Ferb?
-Oh, I was wondering aloud.

381
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,416
Is "hideous" a verb?
Turns out it's an adjective.

382
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,585
-It means ugly.
-Ugh.

383
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,008
Perry the Platypus.
What are you doing here?

384
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:52,053
Besides getting trapped! [laughs]

385
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,806
You've been double-trapped
by Dr. D. Squared.

386
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,308
Yeah, that's still not right.

387
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,019
[gulps] This is not good.

388
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,105
Uh, Candace, can you hold down the fort?

389
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,191
This shrimp cocktail
isn't agreeing with me.

390
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,400
Go! I got this.

391
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,867
Donnie Do-Good is on the job.

392
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,579
[engine revving]

393
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,587
[? exciting music playing]

394
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,297
Agent P?

395
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,716
Great googly-moogly, you're not Agent P.

396
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,219
I mean, uh, that is... Look over there.

397
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,637
My name is Stacy Hirano.

398
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,306
I know Perry's a secret agent,
and he's been captured.

399
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,391
I'm in pursuit now.

400
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,313
This is highly irregular.

401
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,149
I really... Can you turn
the screen sideways?

402
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,652
I really don't look good
in the vertical aspect ratio.

403
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,321
Sorry, sir, but there's no time to go
through proper channels.

404
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,907
But I've seen the video.
I'm a Donnie Do-Good.

405
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,659
Sir, she's our only hope.

406
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,578
All our other agents are being dewormed.

407
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,497
Oh, right. I forgot Agent W is missing.

408
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,624
-Go, young lady, go!
-[beeps]

409
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,043
[man] And the award for exceptional
rocket science

410
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,547
in a supporting role
goes to Phineas and Ferb.

411
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,507
Now I know I heard Phineas and Ferb.

412
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,426
No, I said, "Fibbing is for the birds."

413
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,595
It's part of my presentation
I'm making later.

414
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,930
[gasps] That doesn't even make sense.

415
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,432
I worked hard on this.

416
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,980
Ouch, they're really cranking
up the evil a notch.

417
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,982
I think they burned off my fingertips.

418
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,199
Hello, hi. We're here
to turn in my nemesis.

419
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,367
Where's our prize?

420
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,036
-Uh-huh.
-Paperwork.

421
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,329
That's the real evil.

422
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,749
Uh...

423
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,295
-Do you have a short form?
-What's that supposed to mean?

424
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,172
What do I do? What do I do?

425
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,385
[Agent T] In a crisis,
rely on your own unique skill set.

426
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,305
For instance, Carl here knows
how to yo-yo.

427
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,015
Okay, special skills.

428
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,268
Uh, miniature golf,
babysitting, gymnastics,

429
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,811
third level black belt in taekwondo.

430
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,271
[echoing] Taekwondo. Taekwondo.

431
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,650
I forgot how strangely impressive you are
at very specific animal sounds.

432
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,485
Animal sounds. Animal sounds.

433
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,488
I also make all those weird animal noises.

434
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,329
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Wait, wait. What is this?

435
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,748
Now we have to fill
these forms out in the dark?

436
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,583
-Is that what...
-[cow moos]

437
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,545
[imitates bird cawing] And I thought
this would never come in handy.

438
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,423
-[imitates dolphin]
-[Dr Diminutive] It's the agents of OWCA.

439
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,092
-[imitates elephant]
-And Danny the Dolphin

440
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,301
has the hiccups, apparently.

441
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,011
[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
They've got us surrounded!

442
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,597
Every evil scientist is coming down!

443
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,308
Your little fedora is
giving me the willies.

444
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,228
Oh, I guess the gymnastics helps, too.

445
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,312
-Ha
-Eh?

446
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,855
[grunts]

447
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,649
And the taekwondo.

448
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,068
I wonder if the miniature golf
will come in handy.

449
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,624
Wait, what is this?

450
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,960
Perry the Platypus in a death trap?

451
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,921
Wait, when did Love Muffin get so evil?

452
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,005
Hippos?

453
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,508
Aren't sharks more traditional
in a death trap?

454
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,636
Yeah, actually, hippos
are much more dangerous than sharks.

455
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,012
Not interested right now, Shorty.

456
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,097
Geez, read the room.

457
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,016
-No prize is worth this.
-Now what?

458
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,395
It's not like I can just march in there
among all those evil scientists.

459
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,148
Or can I? These weirdos are
expecting animal agents

460
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,567
to break in, not teenage girls.

461
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,659
-[all laughing]
-[Stacy] Hello?

462
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,661
Did one of you guys call for a babysitter?

463
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,705
[man] Who is that girl
and what does she want?

464
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,248
This is 989 Poom Willie, right?

465
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,833
Oh, I'm sorry.

466
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,501
686 Elmwood?

467
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,712
Hey, did one of you order a babysitter?

468
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,383
[roaring]

469
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:00,885
Uh-oh.

470
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,511
[all clamoring]

471
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,514
Or I use mini golf.

472
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,392
-[roaring]
-[screaming]

473
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,353
I'm so sorry, Perry the Platypus.

474
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,731
I would never have brought
you here if I'd known about

475
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,107
the whole death by hippos deal.

476
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,276
That is not my style.

477
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,028
-[punches landing]
-No, no, I get it.

478
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,446
Go ahead, hurt me. I deserve it.

479
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,037
Excellent work.

480
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,331
Looks like Donnie Do-Good, did good.

481
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,376
And our final award of the night...

482
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,546
Ah, who am I kidding?
It's Phineas and Ferb.

483
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,132
Okay, I swear someone
just said, "Phineas"!

484
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:43,594
-Stacy, where have you been?
-Ugh, the shrimp cocktail.

485
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:46,138
Oh, that's the worst. I'm so sorry.

486
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:47,848
Sriracha cheese stick?

487
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,477
[vocalizing]

488
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,022
? Stacy ?

489
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:59,860
? She's a 16-year-old teenage girl
who is average ?

490
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:05,032
? She's always carrying
the weight of Candace's baggage ?

491
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,369
? She's got a mini skirt and a bow ?

492
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,288
? She watched the informational video ?

493
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:16,126
? With her unique skills,
she's equipped and ready to go ?

494
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:21,924
? Stacy
Stacy Hirano ?

495
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? She's Stacy! ?

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? Agent T! ?

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For teen.

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Got any more in here?

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-[lamp squeaking]
-[? eerie music playing]

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